How do I handle Valentine's Day?

-I find the most delicious looking flowers at the grocery store (the trick is to imagine them covered in ranch dressing)
-I make sure Cupid uses suction cup arrows, not broadheads or points
-I queue up some romantic "Wierd Al" or "Korn" music
-I put on my classiest polyester suit, wide, yellow tie, and high-tops
-I rent a romantic cassette tape... I'm thinking "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" this year
-Finally, I save the chocolates and the dining-out for the weekend before or after.